Monday, March 7, 2011

Day 22 - A Favorite Joke

Warning: Cheesy jokes below!

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one!

Q: What did the surgeon say to the patient who refused to buy health insurance?
A: Okay, suture self!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven ate nine!

Q: Why were King Arthur's days called the Dark Ages?
A: Because they had so many Knights!

Q: Why does it take longer to run from 2nd base to 3rd base then it does from 1st to 2nd?
A: Because there's a shortstop in between.

Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball!

Q: Why are graveyards so noisy?
A: Because of all the coffin.

Q: What do you call Cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.

Q: Why can't the bike stand by itself?
A: Because it's two tired!

Q: What happens when a snake marries a mortician?
A: They get wedding gifts labeled, "Hiss and Hearse".

Q: Why is it so hot in the stadium after the game is over?
A: Because all the fans are gone!

Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a driveway

Q: Why did the farmer kick the chickens off of his farm?
A: Because they used fowl language.

Q: Why do pirates make good sopranos?
A: Because they are always hitting the high seas!

Q:Why did the burglar at the museum get caught?
A: Because when it came time to escape he couldn't make the van go.

Q: Who runs faster hot or cold?
A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold!

1 comment:

Tawna said...

I am so happy to now have many more jokes to add to my cheesy joke repertoire. :) I love 'em. Here is the only one I can ever remember:

Q: Why did the lettuce blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

:) Love it.